STATLER: When going to see a movie starring the Muppets, always get a good seat…
WALDORF: …one that doesn’t face the screen!

WALDORF: If you arrive late for your movie, stick around…
STATLER: …they’ll be releasing a sequel soon!

STATLER: Never get a bucket of popcorn that’s larger than your car.

WALDORF: Don’t talk on your cell phone during the movie….
STATLER: …it might wake us up!

WALDORF: If you have to explain everything in the movie to the person you’re sitting next to…
STATLER: …welcome to my world.

WALDORF: Sometimes the movie is not out of focus—you are.

STATLER: Don’t talk back to the movie…
WALDORF: …that’s our job!

WALDORF: If you don’t have anything nice to say about a movie…
STATLER: …sit next to us!

STATLER: Spoiler Alert—The Muppets are in Disney’s “The Muppets.”
WALDORF: Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

See Statler and Waldorf in the balcony (where they belong).

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